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Cause I’m a Polar Bear You Idiot

So some woman get the bright idea to jump in a polar bear cage at feeding time:

Heres the Video

Talk about getting what you deserve, that polar bear gave her a souvenir. Hopefully some skin grafts help.

Reminds me of that idiot that tried to hug a panda.

Silly Humans.

Un-Kindle’d

So you pay $300.00 for your Kindle and you pay another $10.00 for a file. Then later midway through 1984 something rather Orwellian happens…

Amazon deletes your files

yup, deleted from afar. I don’t know what else one should expect from something called ‘whispernet’; with a name like that nefarious activities should be expected.

If your buying data (which is inherently foolish) you should own that data. Imagine if you bought an item from a store and someone climbed through your window one night and left the amount you paid for it on the fridge and took it back. I think you would define that as theft.

Unfortunately when you buy a Kindle your not really buying a product your buying a service and you don’t control how that service manages their files.

Terrorist, Please Hold

Be careful when banging on telemarketers you don’t want to end up like this guy:

Who must really hate telemarketers

I guess he really didn’t want that warranty, its also kind of sad that this is what those post 9/11 laws are getting used for.

He should probably consider signing up on the federal do not call list.

On a tangent, they should have a do not email or postal mail list as well.

WTF?!

speechless…

Couple Formation

So when reading about some not-so-good music online I came across this:
http://www.blackwhitedate.com/
and with that a new term is born ‘Trailer-Coonery’.

‘Trailer-Coonery’ is being ignorant enough to think that choosing a mate of a different ethnic group is the most important secret to unlocking a long term happy relationship. Come on people lets use our logical minds.

I was hoping to be able to click and see some photos and personal statements to berate and belittle but couldn’t be bothered by with the compulsory spam-me sign-up.

Lets just close on this…which ever ethnic group you decide to date, you date a person not an ethnicity so ultimately your going to be dealing with a person and all their idiosyncrasies and insanity (more of the later than you would like I’m sure). Further this is applicable to people of your same ethnic group. So if you happen to think clicking www.whitewhitedate.com or www.yellowyellowdate.com would be a less ignorant option, you’re wrong you’re just as ignorant (and probably live in Orange County)

And A lil’ Good News

Good Quality Cables are cheap and the shipping is out to rip you off at (drum roll) www.monoprice.com

& no one here gets paid for saying so.

I’ve done a few wiring jobs with these folks and you really cant beat the price to quality.

We are not friends

So recently i played some Electronic Arts game on my Microsoft brand console that wasn’t all that great (Battlefield Bad Company) and decided Id had enough. A few days later I get an email from EA via getting my info from Microsoft which reads something about that game when it hits me. EA and I are not friends. Don’t email me, i don’t want to play your crap game, i don’t want exclusive deals (emailed to a million people). I don’t want to pay for additional content that should have been in the game in the first place. Leave me alone, we are NOT FRIENDS.

So maybe one of my five posts for this year

Somewhere sometime ago I had some time that Id use to complain about things…

I dunno if I’ve just been getting desensitized or just overloaded, but i guess im leaning toward the later.

Maybe I thinks blogs should be more about writting posts than testing the latest wordpress plugins.

Dunno.

In recent news, Why can’t Mos Def make good albums anymore (the ecstatic?! = garbage)? He’s had nothing but garbage since Black on Both Sides, I suggest piracy if you’re interested but suggest not even wasting the time.

What else has happened? I’ve seem some tragic toes (no photoshop used) i present the-to-toes-o-two:

Hobbit feet

I would wonder why one would risk side effects that include headache, diarrhea, or itching. but those talons make me understand using some Lamasil. Too bad I probably wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t a couple, i wonder if one gave it to the other?

Oh well.

Paranoia

HILARIOUS!

Youre not Ugly Your Beauty-Disadvantaged

Did you happen to see this article:

Wanted:’beauty-disadvantaged’

Pretty funny and shallow, politicians are hillarious…(like Nick Cannon)