HILARIOUS!

Beer Spa

Looks like there is going to have to be another addition to the To-Do List.

A Roxboro woman has filed a formal complaint with a local school board after her son was disciplined by a lunch program monitor at Ecole Lalande for eating in what she says is a customary Filipino manner.

Luc Cagadoc’s table behaviour is traditionally Filipino; he fills his spoon by pushing the food on his plate with a fork, his mother, Maria Theresa Gallardo, says.

But after being punished by his school’s lunch program monitor more than 10 times this year for his mealtime conduct including his technique the seven-year-old told Gallardo said last week that he was too embarrassed to eat his dinner.

When he eats with both a spoon and fork, instead of only one utensil, the Grade 2 student said the lunch monitor moves him to a table to sit by himself.

Filipino table etiquette punished at local school

Lunch Monitor needs to get a life.

Frito-Lay : entrees

While checking to see if I could get some of them Wasabi Funyans on line, I stumbled across a recipe section of the Frito Lay website…
now who the hell makes entrees out of chips?! Ooh I think I’d like some steak battered in crushed up cheetos… *gross* check out the desserts… explains a lot about AmeriKans. Really though them Wasabi Funyans from Fry’s are the shit…

I guess this has been a norm, so I should stop acting surprised:
After a long night in need of a sponge-I stopped for:

& I got this:

The slop wasn’t the problem this time. The problem was the hard-as-stone bun. Fortunatley I stabbed at it with my finger a few times before leaving and demanded another set of buns that weren’t hard.

Hard buns ain’t right.

almost forgot about this one:

Doesnt it suck when you go out for:

and you get:

slobs.

HipHopDX.com | McDonald’s Fresh Uniforms?

As if I needed a reminder as to why Hip-Hop gear, Fast Food and Major Labels all suck.

“Yo son! What can a brotha get you today pimpin’?”

Some sloppy-ass looking employee hastily ‘constructed’ this monstrosity:

oh if your feeling as facetious as I am:

maybe scandalwich is a better name.
Either way my sandwich artist must of thought her name was Jackson Pollock. Lackey, you dont work at Carls Jr. none of this get all over the place your face nonsense-consult your jared issued sub-guide.

Teriyaki
n : beef or chicken or seafood marinated in spicy soy sauce and grilled or broiled.