In-terror-gation in our Nay-shun

Baby Oil + Tattoo + Platinum and Ice = Rapper
So i get this Pop-Up advertising some retards record titled the price of fame. . .

Why is he a rapper? Shouldn’t he be making bad movies or something like that? Kid star does not equal adult star. Somebody please send him the memo.
The price of fame is that I’m tired of seeing this joker.
(Notice title: Rapper not MC)
Why didn’t I notice this similarity sooner?


Jay-Z is Joe Camel!

If this aint one of the sleaziest looking err supermen. This guy looks like a pedophile. Appearently Amazon sells costumes.
This kind of reminds of another post.

Looks like someone had a serious assident. Comedy.
I guess puffy wanted to be the first rapper with his own smell. I wonder if it just smells just like some other colognes that were popular in the late 70’s and early 80’s. What is most unforgivable is that while the flash animation of the slideshow is impressive, this EXTREME close-up looks a little too close:
Now that’s unforgivable. Should have taken some of the web development money and gotten a better photographer.
Rappers and makeshift moguls are stupid, at least unforgivable is a real word.

This was real. Not a joke and I think it sold for more than they actually asked for it. Out of control.
I guess this has been a norm, so I should stop acting surprised:
After a long night in need of a sponge-I stopped for:

& I got this:

The slop wasn’t the problem this time. The problem was the hard-as-stone bun. Fortunatley I stabbed at it with my finger a few times before leaving and demanded another set of buns that weren’t hard.
Hard buns ain’t right.