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Category Archives: Lackeys and Sycophants

Butter’s not meant for spines.

Stampede Over Cheap iBooks

16-Aug-05

…people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.
Wired News: Laptops, Cheap: Come and Get ‘em
Apparently it was a really really good deal.

450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey

08-Jul-05

450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey
remind you of anyone?

Pray for Omarion

08-Jul-05

Sony asks fans to pray that Omarion returns from London safely:
Omarion Not Served In London : Defamer
…the folks at Sony probably should’ve thrown in something about praying for the people who died or were injured in the attacks, but now we’re really just splitting hairs.
Shady.

Court Overturns Arthur Andersen Conviction

31-May-05

Court Overturns Arthur Andersen Conviction
Apparently this was some shady accounting company that was helping out the even shadier Enron. Once again the real criminals (billions) serve the least time.

FBI and ICE Descend on Torrent Site after Help from the MPAA

26-May-05

According to the government, the third Star Wars prequel was available through Elitetorrents.org more than six hours before it was first shown in theaters, and was downloaded more than 10,000 times in the next 24 hours.
And a bunch of idiots still stood in line for days to see the film, which broke box-office records. [...]

Irony of the Oppressed

04-May-05

Wasting Time

28-Apr-05

Let’s face it, Dell ain’t right.
These assumingly Indian corporate lackeys better recognize and come correct.
What on earth makes them think that I am going to be willing to settle for anything less than my expectations after dishing out $1,100.00!?
+ Add on to that the frustration of this task taking almost an hour to [...]