Cause I cant stand Airplanes and Jane Austen.
So riding in an airplane is one of life’s necessary evils. I try my best to indulge as a glamorous drunk should but none the less its is an arduous process. Of course I only fly coach (first class dies too, they might be first) I figure I should minimize costs. So I’ve managed to cramp 6’4” into isle 47 seat E; 3 beers & a gin and tonic later (non-sapphire) the turbulence has subsided and the diversion has reached its ending. I watched some Sony Pictures Classics release call the Jane Austen book club and unless your life’s dream is to build a time machine so that you can have the pleasure of meeting Jane Austen I suggest skipping it. (it would be good if your unethical and writing some required paper and want to re-iterate someone else’s feelings about one of her characters) I don’t like Jane Austen. I wont say hate but when attempting to read Pride and Prejudice for some class I fell asleep three times trying to watch the movie. After the ‘A’ on the paper (lets hear it for community college) I still try not to say hate about Jane Austen. So they made the passion of the Christ equivalent dedicated to Jane Austen, it is a terribly cliché chick flick (starring jimmy smitts –damn he needs work/reality) where Jane Austen’s work is not so subtly emulated and every damn character in the movie ends the film saying, “read Jane Austen”. And guess what cures every ones relationship woes…’a lil’ jane austen’. I left the film (well no I was stuck on a plane watching it) thinking wait I read Jane Austen a while ago, why are my always soon to be ex-relationships inevitably doomed…oh yeah that’s right I didn’t read I watched the movie.
Planes and Jane Austen ain’t right. Oh yeah I don’t like Marky Mark- or Mark Wahlberg’s acting, and I don’t like the show Entourage. The Wire was good. And Little Bow-Wow still sucks and if you need proof check the album cover with him and Omarion (who sucks equivalently).
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