Yes, sad but true:

Now usually i dont have much to say about this type of nonsense; because I try to show a little bit of the respect for people that isnt shown to me, but I didnt really get the chance to tell the idiot that gave this to me so. . . drum roll please. . .

The top three reasons why I don’t need Jesus:

1. Jesus is not air

2. Jesus is not food or water

3. Jesus is not shelter or sleep

I could do a fourth but you get the point. Really all jokes aside stop giving these to me, you dont see me trying to convert you to the life of an agnostic, maybe I should make my very own agnostic pamphlets and start handing them out in response to the propaganda.

ADDED BONUS: Look at the lamb getting led to the slaughter, I’ve taken to many clangings to the head blank stare of the guy on the cover. Nice, obvioiuly doesnt take too much to be a minister. “He rose from the dead to defeat death” I think by the very definition of dead you’re not exactly beating death-sharp real sharp. Have you seen Jesus lately? I haven’t which to me suggests that he might not be doing to well with the whole defeating death thing, but thats just me, not trying to pass out crap in Costco or on the internet about it.

So, recently I bought a new car & they gave me the ‘brochure’ and it had all these idiots (3) in it:

Marketing is insulting.

Some idiot at the Promenade gave this out-saying “you look great, but if you know anyone . . .” As if your supposed to say to your friend “hey, i think your fat and you should use this” or maybe you should go hand it out to people in line at Hometown Buffet or something, I don’t know.

REMEMBER: THESE RESULTS AREN’T TYPICAL.

Call up the woman whose number is on here (Janet Prado) and remind her that she is an idiot.
REMEMBER: THESE RESULTS AREN’T TYPICAL.

Look-jesus helps get rowdy kids out of being hard-core hip-hop clowns!

I dont really care for Jesus email forwards either

Jesus Spam-Mail

I’ll keeep my greased foot out of your inbox